YOU SPEAK LIES

CHORTLES.

ME TOO

GOOD.

You obviously have not put the fear of death into their spidery hearts yet :| TEACH THEM TO FEAR YOUR ROOM

SOON. I must traverse the untamed lands of The Jungles of Walmart to find the magical Golden Vacuum Cleaner of Justice.

I feel like I should give you one of those spray container hose things they usually use for weed killer but fill it with WINDEX/PATENTED SPIDER POISON instead.

can they just

not come into my room?!?! ;——-; SOB.

but yes spray container hose full of that would be great too.

CAN I HAVE A GIANT FUZZY MOTH? ;0;

ONLY IF YOU COME TO THE GIANT FUZZY MOTH PARTY!

oh my god that would be so adorable Sign me up for this spider -> octopi project please

dude what if ALL the spiders were replaced with octopi. and they just squished around on the walls and hover like hay hay keep up da gewd work :3 -squishes away- ;3; ~ would be the best

LOOK AT THIS CUTIE PIE. It would be so much cuter. Life would be so much better.

MY LOVE IS RESTORED DUE TO MANGOS

GOOD. I’M MANGOES ARE DELICIOUS.

skiavona -> tiramango

I no longer love you because you are no longer a delicious tropical fruit. :’c

Homg you changed your username-thing-whatever-they-call-it-on-tumblr again. Was all like: WHO IS THIS? >8c … ‘S cool now. /peace sign

WHERE IS TEH MANGO DX

I’m all alone…no more mango buddy. *sobs*

ANDREA WE ARE NO LONGER MANGO BUDDIES. D’:

FINE, FINE YOU WIN.

TIRAMISU + MANGO = BAM.

JERKS.

(maybe I did miss being a mango a little too much)