color-palettes:

There you go, whoever requested it.

thewuzzy:

dickmark:

wishuponashootingsniper:

imperialdalek:

dickmark:

panda-kathleen:

dickmark:

becauseboobs-thatswhy:

dickmark:

People who write “<3” on a paper instead of just drawing a heart

That is not an emotion. That is a sloth.

It’s a sloth who is expressing an emotion and in its heart burns the flame of a revolution that you will never extinguish

can you hear the mammals sing

singing the song of angry sloths

SCREAMS

i didn’t expect any of this

no-one expected any of this

(Source: vonlipwigs)

thepreciseabstract:

yiaichenn:

221b-mine-please:

pirenstoletheimpala:

mycroft-queenofcake:

iamjayse:

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

this is our domain

guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent

Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now

Damn math fandom bloggers

shut your pi hole

There must be a limit to how may math puns we can fit into this post

19callalilies:

Series 8:

COME THE FUCK ALONG YOU STUPID FUCKING DONKEY

THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON’S WELLINGTONS WON’T COOK THEMSELVES

james-p-sullivan:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST READ IT

ITS THE SCARIEST CREEPYPASTA IVE EVER READ

b-whoyouare:

adriofthedead:

someone give this dude a medal

this work?

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
     - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

expositionfairy:

gizmo-turing:

hamishmash:

The first two pages from my upcoming comic Horus Story, the very true story of Horus’ birth according to Egyptian legend. 

AAAAAHHH LITTLE SET AHAHHAH

Laughing entirely too hard oh my god

“I really want that box”

A SUMMARY: EUROVISION FOR ANYBODY THAT EVER WONDERED

bootymistress:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

im sobbing

(Source: kanaiii)