There you go, whoever requested it.
People who write “<3” on a paper instead of just drawing a heart
That is not an emotion. That is a sloth.
It’s a sloth who is expressing an emotion and in its heart burns the flame of a revolution that you will never extinguish
can you hear the mammals sing
singing the song of angry sloths
i didn’t expect any of this
no-one expected any of this
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
shut up we have a good range of jokes
this is our domain
guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent
Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now
Damn math fandom bloggers
shut your pi hole
There must be a limit to how may math puns we can fit into this post
COME THE FUCK ALONG YOU STUPID FUCKING DONKEY
THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON’S WELLINGTONS WON’T COOK THEMSELVES
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST READ IT
ITS THE SCARIEST CREEPYPASTA IVE EVER READ
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”
*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.