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ukthewhitewolf replied to your post: my aunt is visiting tonight so I am preparing excuses for...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:45:00 -0400

ukthewhitewolf replied to your post: my aunt is visiting tonight so I am preparing excuses for why I don’t have a boyfriend yet

bby you are already married to me and jewel. and we live happily ever after.

It is true. Ours is truly a love story straight out of the movies.

wanderingnoblese replied to your post: my aunt is visiting tonight so I am preparing excuses for why I don’t have a boyfriend yet

yes to all. food <3

Food and I have been going steady for 21 years now.

capsaicinoid replied to your post: my aunt is visiting tonight so I am preparing excuses for why I don’t have a boyfriend yet

I told my older sister ‘who needs relationships when you have video games?’ No repercussions between switching between them, having many at once, different kinds, they don’t beg for attention, and are fun after some work on getting to know them. :9

Also another perfect relationship uwu

finaldelta replied to your post: my aunt is visiting tonight so I am preparing excuses for why I don’t have a boyfriend yet

Unless you overstuff yourself and die as a result.

there is no such thing as “too much food”. Only “not enough stomach”.

escieu replied to your post: my aunt is visiting tonight so I am preparing excuses for why I don’t have a boyfriend yet

Angie ur everything I aspire to be

im a star, i kno

my aunt is visiting tonight so I am preparing excuses for why I don't have a boyfriend yet

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:31:39 -0400

I don’t want a boyfriend, I just want food
The only partner for life I want is a life supply of frozen yogurt.
No, I won’t end up sad and alone. Food will always be there for me.
Marriages can end in divorce. Food always ends in happiness.
If I go out with someone they will probably be jealous that I care about food more than them.
Because I care too much about food.
Food does not argue with me.
Food is delicious.
Food.

finaldelta reblogged your photo: MY LAPTOP. MY MP3 PLAYER. NOMNOMNOM you use the sandisk clip+....

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:17:03 -0400

finaldelta reblogged your photo: MY LAPTOP. MY MP3 PLAYER. NOMNOMNOM

you use the sandisk clip+. 8D

I doooo it’s a great little mp3 player. My only complaint is that the SD card falls out a lot B( Iunno why. So I fixed it like a pro with a piece of masking tape AHAHA. Not losing another SD card B( those little things are ridiculously priced.

wanderingnoblese replied to your photo: Look at this smug little bastard. “I know you’re… ...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:16:00 -0400

wanderingnoblese replied to your photo: Look at this smug little bastard. “I know you’re…

HAHAHA omg that sassy expression. this cat knows how to cat.

he’s such a little sassmonster. If he feels you are paying attention to something other than him (i.e. the laptop) he will chomp your toes so you go back to paying attention to him.

obsessivepuzzles replied to your photo: Look at this smug little bastard. “I know you’re…

Hey, I’ll snuggle him for you! :D

You should come visit him sometime! He’s so affectionate/an attention hog, he will stop at nothing until you become a shag rug. (Sprite will be so jealous HAHA)

I’ve managed to reclaim my laptop from Cat’s fuzzy little clutches.

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:12:46 -0400

I’ve managed to reclaim my laptop from Cat’s fuzzy little clutches.

Omg his face.

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:09:01 -0400

Omg his face.

MY LAPTOP. MY MP3 PLAYER. NOMNOMNOM

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:06:30 -0400

MY LAPTOP. MY MP3 PLAYER. NOMNOMNOM

Look at this smug little bastard. “I know you’re allergic but...

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:45:00 -0400

Look at this smug little bastard.
“I know you’re allergic but you also smell like a sucker. Meow meow pet me love me oh you want to walk there? Too bad so sad I am going to hold your balance hostage until you pet me and love me and let me cover you in cat hair :D”

my feet are in an ungodly amount of pain. How do people stand wearing heels holy crap I feel like...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:42:13 -0400

my feet are in an ungodly amount of pain.

How do people stand wearing heels holy crap I feel like every bone in my foot is planning a mutiny there is so much pain.

expositionfairy: gizmo-turing: hamishmash: The first two...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:39:48 -0400

expositionfairy:

gizmo-turing:

hamishmash:

The first two pages from my upcoming comic Horus Story, the very true story of Horus’ birth according to Egyptian legend.

AAAAAHHH LITTLE SET AHAHHAH

Laughing entirely too hard oh my god

“I really want that box”

obsessivepuzzles replied to your post: There’s gum on the wall. There is fucking CHEWED… ...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:30:23 -0400

obsessivepuzzles replied to your post: There’s gum on the wall. There is fucking CHEWED…

Goo be gone works. Or peanut butter

I might have a can of goof-off but STILL. WHO THE HELL DOES THAT. I’M JUST??? Are you kidding me?!

instead of three housemates, get three cats. They are cuter and less filthy.

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:26:53 -0400

instead of three housemates, get three cats. They are cuter and less filthy.

There’s gum on the wall. There is fucking CHEWED GUM ON THE WALL NEXT TO THE BED HOUSEMATE ARE...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:16:00 -0400

There’s gum on the wall.

There is fucking CHEWED GUM ON THE WALL NEXT TO THE BED HOUSEMATE ARE YOU KIDDING ME I AM SERIOUSLY GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND SLAP YOU

DID YOU JUST

“OH I CHEWED SOME GUM BUT MY BED IS TOO FAR FROM THE TRASH BOO HOO I’M JUST GONNA STICK IT ON THE WALL”???

ARE

YOU

KIDDING

obsessivepuzzles replied to your post: obsessivepuzzles replied to your post: imo… Ooog...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:11:27 -0400

obsessivepuzzles replied to your post: obsessivepuzzles replied to your post: imo…

Ooog :( Any chance you can spray it and leave it for a bit? Then the MOLD CAN GO AND DIE. DIE DIE DIE.

can I just set the bathroom on fire pls

obsessivepuzzles replied to your post: imo cleaning people don’t get enough respect. In… ...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:21:00 -0400

obsessivepuzzles replied to your post: imo cleaning people don’t get enough respect. In…

Holy mackerial - you REALLY earned your ice cream man! :D Also, yeah, cleaning is hard work and anyone who says otherwise gets to clean a bathroom. With their own toothbrush

falls over and makes disgruntled noise

ugh actually that previous post was a lie, I am scared to clean the bathroom.

the MOLD

imo cleaning people don’t get enough respect. In fact, I didn’t even think too much...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:05:36 -0400

imo cleaning people don’t get enough respect.

In fact, I didn’t even think too much about the job until I spent pretty much the entire day today scrubbing the FILTH AND GRIME off every disgusting corner of both floors of this house because my disgusting pigs of housemates fucking left without cleaning at all you fuckers you are disgusting and I hope a hundred pigeons crap on your car and I am in so much physical pain in places I didn’t even know I had muscles right now and I’m pretty sure I lost like two layers of skin off my hands and knees I am so tired I can’t even find the energy to be angry oh my g o d. Everything I am wearing is covered in soap.

On the other hand, the carpet is so clean it literally went from grey to white god damn I am proud of myself once the carpet dries I am going to go roll around on the floor \o/

I earned my ice cream.

A SUMMARY: EUROVISION FOR ANYBODY THAT EVER WONDERED

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:03:00 -0400

bootymistress:

aguaveinte: It’s no secret that we’re huge music geeks. More...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:48:47 -0400

aguaveinte:

It’s no secret that we’re huge music geeks. More specifically, we love The White Stripes. We had started an unofficial remix of “Seven Nation Army” back in November and it was sitting around in a folder waiting to be finished amongst many other projects. When we heard the news about them breaking up, it was all the impetus needed for us to finish the track…

Audio

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:42:52 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 01:34:25 -0400