instead of three housemates, get three cats. They are cuter and less filthy.
There’s gum on the wall.
There is fucking CHEWED GUM ON THE WALL NEXT TO THE BED HOUSEMATE ARE YOU KIDDING ME I AM SERIOUSLY GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND SLAP YOU
DID YOU JUST
“OH I CHEWED SOME GUM BUT MY BED IS TOO FAR FROM THE TRASH BOO HOO I’M JUST GONNA STICK IT ON THE WALL”???
falls over and makes disgruntled noiseHoly mackerial - you REALLY earned your ice cream man! :D Also, yeah, cleaning is hard work and anyone who says otherwise gets to clean a bathroom. With their own toothbrush
imo cleaning people don’t get enough respect.
In fact, I didn’t even think too much about the job until I spent pretty much the entire day today scrubbing the FILTH AND GRIME off every disgusting corner of both floors of this house because my disgusting pigs of housemates fucking left without cleaning at all you fuckers you are disgusting and I hope a hundred pigeons crap on your car and I am in so much physical pain in places I didn’t even know I had muscles right now and I’m pretty sure I lost like two layers of skin off my hands and knees I am so tired I can’t even find the energy to be angry oh my g o d. Everything I am wearing is covered in soap.
On the other hand, the carpet is so clean it literally went from grey to white god damn I am proud of myself once the carpet dries I am going to go roll around on the floor \o/
I earned my ice cream.
It’s no secret that we’re huge music geeks. More specifically, we love The White Stripes. We had started an unofficial remix of “Seven Nation Army” back in November and it was sitting around in a folder waiting to be finished amongst many other projects. When we heard the news about them breaking up, it was all the impetus needed for us to finish the track…